Type in the following and choose from the first description found.
Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny.
Then Tag 10 friends who must in turn do the same.. pass it on!

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Clare needs to loosen up and have some fun - not to mention some hot sex with
(?! I do?! And who with?!).

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
this picture is sooooo cooool...clare looks like a goddess picture published by o_shnittzle.
(^__^V)

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
my friend Clare hates the Cowboys by chanty:]
(Um...I sure do? Unless they're making out with one another..;D)

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Lady Clare goes to Uxbridge. We had bought Lady Clare primarily as a pied-a-terre to allow Babaji to be wintered elsehere, but always knew
(XD Cool, Lady Clare...)

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
MySpace profile for Clare Loves You!.
(stupid myspace ruining my fun)

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
clare eats · Eat Stuff. A girl, a guy and a cat eating stuff around Sydney Australia, then writing about it.
(*chuckle*)

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search
Clare has appeared on Have I Got News for You, The Weakest Link, Countdown, They Think It's All Over, Call My Bluff, Auntie's Sporting Bloomers and Sport
(...I wish I remembered all these awesome things I've done...)

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
All poems of the poet: John Clare - works .. poetry.

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
Clare lives by the saying when God closes one door he opens another.
(This doesn't even make any sense!)

10: Type in "[your first name] dies" in Google search:
BBC NEWS | Health | Psychiatrist Anthony Clare dies

Mmm, pointless waste of time...